Happy Father's Day from Distil Union

To all the dads out there, thanks for the wisdom and wisecracks over the years. 

Here's to you!  We may have always rolled our eyes at corny one-liners, or shrugged off imparted wisdom, but your sense of humor is appreciated, and we've taken your advice to heart.

Today, we're featuring our favorite quotes from dear old dads everywhere, enjoy. 
 

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More Notable Wisdom from Dads: 

What did the grape say when somebody stepped on him?
Nothing, he just let out a little wine

Me: "Did you get a haircut?"
Dad: "No, I got them all cut!"

"RIP boiled water... You will be mist."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" -Homer Simpson

"I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking." -Eugene Mirman 

"Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing." -Bill Murray